Personalised Fan-Tas-Dick Birthday Acrylic Dick (18+)

Personalised Fan-Tas-Dick Birthday Acrylic Dick (18+)

Because Some Birthdays Deserve a Little More Dick.

Another year older. Another year wiser. And apparently, another year of receiving completely inappropriate birthday presents.

Forget the flowers. Forget the chocolates. And definitely forget the boring birthday card.

This year, wish them a FAN-TAS-DICK birthday.

Introducing the Personalised Fan-Tas-Dick Birthday Acrylic Dick — a beautifully presented, completely unnecessary, penis-shaped birthday gift for someone with an absolutely filthy sense of humour.

It's clear. It's personalised. It's standing proudly.

And unlike most things in life, this dick comes with its own support.

Stands Proudly at Full Attention 🍆

Some birthday presents sit quietly on a shelf.

This one stands to full attention.

Complete with its own acrylic display base, this impressive little member is ready to stand tall on a desk, bedside table or anywhere else that could use an unexpected erection.

No batteries. No encouragement. No awkward conversations.

Just one rock-solid birthday surprise that's always ready to rise to the occasion.

And the best part? It doesn't need anyone to hold it up.

It's Not the Size That Matters. It's the Thought.

Well, that's what they keep telling us anyway.

Whether you're shopping for your best mate, your partner, your favourite troublemaker or someone who constantly makes inappropriate jokes, this personalised birthday plaque is made for a properly cheeky celebration.

Because anyone can give someone a birthday card.

But it takes a special kind of friendship to give someone a personalised dick.

And frankly, we think that's beautiful.

Choose Your Size — 6 Inches or 12 Inches?

Size matters. Whether you're happy with a respectable 6 inches or feel the need to show off with a whopping 12, we've got you covered.

• 6 Inches — Respectable: approximately 152 mm tall.
• 12 Inches — Show Off: approximately 305 mm tall.

Measurements describe the approximate acrylic plaque height, not the stand or overall assembled height.

A Personalised Dick With Their Name All Over It.

Nothing says thoughtful like putting someone's name on a penis.

Add the birthday recipient's name, your own filthy message, or a personal sign-off to make this ridiculous present uniquely theirs.

At Pixel Burn, we don't believe in restricting your imagination to what's shown in a product photo.

If your message fits on the plaque and can be engraved clearly, we'll make it happen.

Your words. Your message. Their dick.

The Gift That Keeps Standing.

Flowers wilt. Chocolates disappear. Birthday cards eventually end up in a drawer.

But a personalised acrylic penis?

That little beauty can stand proudly on display long after the birthday celebrations have finished.

Imagine walking into someone's office and seeing a beautifully engraved dick standing confidently beside their computer.

Professional? Absolutely not.

Memorable? Unfortunately, yes.

Who Deserves This Magnificent Piece of Art?

• Your best mate who thinks every joke needs to involve a dick.
• Your partner who appreciates a cheeky birthday surprise.
• Your work bestie with an absolutely terrible sense of humour.
• Your sibling who deserves something deeply embarrassing.
• Anyone who has ever said, "You know what would make this birthday better? A massive cock."

If they appreciate inappropriate humour, they're going to have a ball. Or two.

Beautifully Clear. Completely Inappropriate.

Our personalised Fan-Tas-Dick Birthday Plaque features clear acrylic, engraved lettering and a coordinating display base.

It's the perfect combination of a thoughtful birthday keepsake and something that absolutely should not be sitting on your grandmother's mantelpiece.

Unless your grandmother is an absolute legend.

In which case, carry on.

We Finish Quickly. And We're Proud of It. 🍆

Look, we know finishing quickly isn't usually something to brag about.

But at Pixel Burn, we're not ashamed of our performance.

In fact, the quicker we finish, the happier everyone is.

And the best part? We don't just finish.

We deliver, too.

Same-day production with next-day delivery options available at checkout.

That's right. We can finish today and have your dick on its way before you know it.

And with overnight delivery options, your personalised package could be standing proudly at their door the very next day.

Who said finishing early had to be a bad thing?

Strictly for Adults With Questionable Taste (18+)

This novelty birthday plaque features an unmistakably rude shape and adult humour.

It's intended for adults who appreciate a filthy joke, a bit of embarrassment and a present that's guaranteed to get people talking.

If you're looking for something elegant, sophisticated and suitable for a formal dinner party, you've made a terrible wrong turn.

But if you're looking for a birthday present that stands to full attention and delivers maximum laughs, congratulations. You've found your dick.

For more gloriously inappropriate presents, browse our inappropriate gifts for adults.

The Personalised Fan-Tas-Dick Birthday Acrylic Dick is an adults-only novelty birthday plaque made from clear acrylic, personalised with your chosen engraved message and displayed on a matching stand. Available in approximately 6-inch (152 mm) and 12-inch (305 mm) heights, it's a brilliantly inappropriate birthday present for someone with a filthy sense of humour.

Every Pixel Burn order is reviewed by our design team before production begins. Personalisation details are carefully checked to ensure accuracy, layout, and engraving quality.

If an art proof is requested, it will always be provided for approval before engraving. Where clarification is needed, our team will contact you before proceeding with production.

Personalisation is applied exactly as approved. Preview images are for reference only, and each engraved item is unique, with natural variations depending on the material and colour.

All products are designed, engraved, and quality-checked in Australia using dedicated laser engraving equipment.

All personalised orders are produced in-house by our team. Most orders are made the same day or next business day, depending on design approval and current order volume.

We ship Australia-wide using trusted courier networks, with tracking provided once your order is dispatched. Eligible personalised gift orders over $39.99 include free standard shipping, with Express Post, StarTrack Priority and our fastest option, Team Global Express Overnight, available at checkout.

Local pickup is available from our Brisbane City location and is usually ready within 24–48 hours. Please contact our team if wanting to collect your order.

Personalised orders may be cancelled before design or production work begins. Once production has started, changes or cancellations may not be possible due to the custom nature of the item.

If an issue occurs with your order, our team will work with you to provide an appropriate resolution in line with our policies and the Australian Consumer Law.

Most orders placed on our site aren’t just for the buyer. They’re gifts, keepsakes, or items made for a specific moment. That’s why we pay close attention to the details, from engraving quality and material choice to packing and dispatch.

We focus on doing things properly. Clear communication, fast turnaround, and careful handling are part of how we work. Every order is produced with the understanding that it represents something personal to the person receiving it.

We know this order matters, and we treat it that way.