{"product_id":"personalised-thanks-for-all-the-orgasms-glass","title":"Personalised “Thanks for All the Orgasms” Engraved Glass","description":"\u003ch2\u003ePersonalised “Thanks for All the Orgasms” Engraved Glass (18+)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis personalised engraved glass is not a hint, not a joke you explain later, and definitely not something you give to anyone with morals.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt exists to say one thing, very loudly and very clearly: \u003cstrong\u003ethanks for the orgasms\u003c\/strong\u003e. That’s it. No poetry. No romance. Just appreciation for services rendered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThis Is Not Subtle. At All.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you’re looking for a classy keepsake, leave now. This is adult humour at full volume. It’s crude, sexually explicit, and designed to make people choke on their drink when they read it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe engraving is permanent. Just like the memory. Just like the awkward silence when it’s unwrapped. There’s no pretending this was an accident.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePersonalisation That Makes It Brutal\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd names. Add context. Make it unmistakably personal. Ex, current partner, situationship, or a questionable life choice you absolutely do not regret.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe more specific it is, the harder it hits. This glass does not whisper the joke. It slaps it straight onto the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho This Is Absolutely For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who can take a joke and then some\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExes with unfinished business\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePartners with confidence and zero shame\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour boss\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMeh, even the neighbour, why not right? \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eLaser Engraved, Because Printing Is Cowardly\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is laser engraved directly into the glass. No stickers. No ink. No backing out. It won’t fade, peel, or let you pretend this never happened.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery piece is engraved in Australia with the same care we give to polite gifts. This one just happens to be wildly inappropriate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBefore You Buy\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAdult humour only.\u003c\/strong\u003e This product contains explicit sexual language and is intended for ages 18+.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSame-day production is available, with next-day delivery options at checkout. Yes, we will engrave this without judgment.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pixel Burn Custom Laser Creations","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46009823789244,"sku":"FATOEG-1507","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0721\/2708\/6780\/files\/4dd3bdf1-74c6-44f4-84b3-a6bf052df736.png?v=1772564406","url":"https:\/\/www.pixelburn.com.au\/en-us\/products\/personalised-thanks-for-all-the-orgasms-glass","provider":"Pixel Burn Custom Laser Creations ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}