{"product_id":"dont-do-dumb-shit-message-keychain","title":"Don’t Do Dumb Sh*t Engraved Stainless Steel Tag","description":"\u003ch2\u003eDon’t Do Dumb Sh*t – Engraved Stainless Steel Tag\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eYou’ve Tried Everything Else\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou’ve explained it calmly. You’ve yelled it. You’ve said “just be careful” more times than you can count. And yet… here we are. So instead of repeating yourself for the thousandth time, you’ve decided to engrave the message in stainless steel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThis Is Parenting, But Permanent\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis tag exists for one reason: your kid keeps making dumb choices and clearly needs the reminder attached to their keys. It’s not subtle. It’s not gentle. It’s exactly what you want to say every time they walk out the door.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy Parents Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause you’re done nagging. Because sarcasm lands better than lectures. And because if they’re going to ignore your advice, they can at least be reminded of it every single day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eEngraved So It Can’t Be Ignored\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe message is laser engraved directly into brushed stainless steel. It won’t fade, peel, or rub off, no matter how hard they try to pretend it doesn’t apply to them. Much like the concern that inspired it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho This Is Perfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdult kids who still make questionable decisions. Teenagers who think they’re invincible. Sons or daughters who say “it’ll be right” just before it very much isn’t. If you’ve ever said “please don’t be stupid” as they leave, this gift is for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBuilt to Handle Their Lifestyle\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSolid brushed stainless steel construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePermanently laser engraved message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStrong split ring included, because keys are usually the first thing they lose\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMade in Australia, No Nonsense\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach tag is engraved to order in our Australian workshop using professional laser equipment. Clean engraving. Proper alignment. No cheap finishes. If you’re delivering tough love, it should at least look good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduction \u0026amp; Delivery\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSame-day production is available, because sometimes the behaviour escalates quickly. Delivery options are available at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAdults Only\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is an adults-only gift. If you’re looking for something sweet and wholesome, this isn’t it. If you’re a parent who’s had enough, you’re exactly where you should be.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pixel Burn Custom Laser Creations","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46009707823292,"sku":"DDSESST-1505","price":17.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0721\/2708\/6780\/files\/il_600x600.4560831755_ricb.webp?v=1772561460","url":"https:\/\/www.pixelburn.com.au\/en-us\/products\/dont-do-dumb-shit-message-keychain","provider":"Pixel Burn Custom Laser Creations ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}