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Just a slow, glowing reminder that it’s gone forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy This Candle Is Deeply Inappropriate\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLet’s be clear. This is not a cute joke. This is dark humour, brutal honesty, and a gift that lands somewhere between savage and iconic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLaser engraved directly into the glass, the message is permanent. Just like their lack of patience. Just like their tolerance for bulls*it. Stickers peel. Printing fades. This does not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnce lit, the flame does the rest of the talking. Oh look. It’s on fire. 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