{"product_id":"personalised-last-f-ck-candle","title":"Personalised “Last F*ck” Engraved Candle","description":"\u003ch2\u003ePersonalised “Last F*ck” Engraved Candle (18+)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis personalised engraved candle exists for one reason only: to officially announce that someone has run completely, utterly, and irrevocably out of f*cks to give.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCustomised with any name you like, this candle marks their \u003cstrong\u003elast f*ck\u003c\/strong\u003e… and then calmly sets it on fire. No ceremony. No sympathy. Just a slow, glowing reminder that it’s gone forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy This Candle Is Deeply Inappropriate\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLet’s be clear. This is not a cute joke. This is dark humour, brutal honesty, and a gift that lands somewhere between savage and iconic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLaser engraved directly into the glass, the message is permanent. Just like their lack of patience. Just like their tolerance for bulls*it. Stickers peel. Printing fades. This does not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnce lit, the flame does the rest of the talking. Oh look. It’s on fire. Exactly where it belongs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho This Is Definitely For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMates who are emotionally done\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBreakups, divorces, or personal implosions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBirthdays where polite gifts are dead\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who have absolutely no f*cks left to burn\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePersonalisation That Hits Harder\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd any name you want. A friend. An ex. Yourself. Make it personal. Make it uncomfortable. Make it unforgettable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis candle doesn’t whisper the joke. It commits to it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLaser engraved glass candle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePersonalised with your chosen name\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePermanent engraving – no peeling, no fading\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned and engraved in Australia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eRead This Before You Buy\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAdult humour only.\u003c\/strong\u003e Contains explicit language and is intended for ages 18+.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSame-day production available, with next-day delivery options at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pixel Burn Custom Laser Creations","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46009777586364,"sku":"FEC-1506","price":36.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0721\/2708\/6780\/files\/28d22509-ce79-40b5-913b-56df90bd3a4e.png?v=1772564406","url":"https:\/\/www.pixelburn.com.au\/en-nz\/products\/personalised-last-f-ck-candle","provider":"Pixel Burn Custom Laser Creations ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}