{"product_id":"personalised-i-sucked-it-so-its-mine-belt","title":"Personalised “I Sucked It, So It’s Mine” Engraved Leather Belt (18+)","description":"\u003ch2\u003ePersonalised “I Sucked It, So It’s Mine” Engraved Leather Belt (18+)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis personalised engraved leather belt isn’t subtle, romantic, or remotely respectful. It exists for one reason: to make sure he never forgets who he belongs to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlunt. Possessive. Shameless. This belt doesn’t hint — it \u003cstrong\u003eclaims\u003c\/strong\u003e. Loudly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThis is about him, not forgetting who owns it.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEngraved on the inside of the belt, right where he’ll see it every single time, this message is a permanent reminder that whatever he’s got going on… it’s already taken.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery buckle. Every unbuckle. Every time his pants come off. There it is. Waiting. Watching.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePersonalisation That Makes It Worse\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd your name. Seal the deal. Make it painfully clear who he answers to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis isn’t a cute gift. It’s a territorial marking disguised as a present. If he laughs, he gets it. If he blushes, even better.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho This Belt Is For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWomen who don’t share\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMen who enjoy being reminded\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelationships with zero shame\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSituationships that escalated aggressively\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eLaser Engraved Because This Isn’t Temporary\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe engraving is burned directly into the leather. No ink. No stickers. No backing out. Just a permanent message he’ll carry around with him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s equal parts hilarious, inappropriate, and impossible to ignore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGenuine leather belt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLaser engraved inner strap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePersonalised with your chosen name\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePermanent engraving – won’t fade or peel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned and engraved in Australia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eImportant (Don’t Skip This)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAdult humour only.\u003c\/strong\u003e Contains explicit language and possessive humour. Intended for ages 18+.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSame-day production available, with next-day delivery options at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pixel Burn Custom Laser Creations","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Medium 75–95 cm","offer_id":46009892929724,"sku":"SISIMELB-1508","price":71.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Large 90–110 cm","offer_id":46009892962492,"sku":"SISIMELB-1509","price":71.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ XL 105–125 cm","offer_id":46009892995260,"sku":"SISIMELB-1510","price":71.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ 2XL 120–140 cm","offer_id":46009893028028,"sku":"SISIMELB-1511","price":71.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0721\/2708\/6780\/files\/il_600x600.7014380889_4kdk.webp?v=1772564405","url":"https:\/\/www.pixelburn.com.au\/en-nz\/products\/personalised-i-sucked-it-so-its-mine-belt","provider":"Pixel Burn Custom Laser Creations ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}