{"product_id":"personalised-fan-tas-dick-birthday-gift","title":"Personalised Fan-Tas-Dick Birthday Acrylic Dick (18+)","description":"\u003ch2\u003ePersonalised Fan-Tas-Dick Birthday Acrylic Dick (18+)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBecause Some Birthdays Deserve a Little More Dick.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnother year older. Another year wiser. And apparently, another year of receiving completely inappropriate birthday presents.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eForget the flowers. Forget the chocolates. And definitely forget the boring birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis year, wish them a FAN-TAS-DICK birthday.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIntroducing the Personalised Fan-Tas-Dick Birthday Acrylic Dick — a beautifully presented, completely unnecessary, penis-shaped birthday gift for someone with an absolutely filthy sense of humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's clear. It's personalised. 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Your message. Their dick.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Gift That Keeps Standing.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFlowers wilt. Chocolates disappear. Birthday cards eventually end up in a drawer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut a personalised acrylic penis?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat little beauty can stand proudly on display long after the birthday celebrations have finished.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eImagine walking into someone's office and seeing a beautifully engraved dick standing confidently beside their computer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProfessional? Absolutely not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMemorable? 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We can finish today and have your dick on its way before you know it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd with overnight delivery options, your personalised package could be standing proudly at their door the very next day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho said finishing early had to be a bad thing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eStrictly for Adults With Questionable Taste (18+)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis novelty birthday plaque features an unmistakably rude shape and adult humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's intended for adults who appreciate a filthy joke, a bit of embarrassment and a present that's guaranteed to get people talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you're looking for something elegant, sophisticated and suitable for a formal dinner party, you've made a terrible wrong turn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBut if you're looking for a birthday present that stands to full attention and delivers maximum laughs, congratulations. 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